1. me: *buys merch intended for males because all the female merch is ugly as hell*

tyler seguin is a dumb ass

  1. test administrator: when you finish your test go back and read over your answers
  2. me: i'm never goin back the past is in the past

elvve:

*bangs fist on table* I WANT COLD WEATHER

mcandrefleury:

"Memory is a strange thing. Every time you look down the tunnel you see what you want to see, magnified and amplified, and sometimes that thing at the other end of the tunnel looks back at you.

And it tells you, it didn’t have to be this way.”

[3/?] favorite prospects from the 2014 nhl draft: Nikolaj Ehlers

sharpslut:

seeing someone you know but arent friends with in public is the worst thing ever

I can’t believe I’m starting school tomorrow. WTF

  1. me: I should go shower now
  2. (five minutes later)
  3. (another five minutes later)
  4. (yet another five minutes later)
  5. (more five minute intervals)
  6. someone: (goes into the bathroom)
  7. me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
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